What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Who is Santa's favorite character on Sesame Street®?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

What do you call a sad latte?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What season begins with a thud?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

How do fish watch TV shows?