What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What does winter fat turn into?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What's the friendliest pen?