Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Families are like fudge.

Where do snowmen go to dance?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

Which subject has two parts?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?