What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?
Ebe-sneezer.
How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?
Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?
I'm not a bad putter.
This candy bar is a real home run.
What vegetables make the best music?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What did the sun use for its sewing class?
Why was the tire self-conscious?
What did autumn say to summer?
What shape is bad at driving?
What's the scariest letter?
How do animals blend into the desert?
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