Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How do billboards talk?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

How do snowmen get information?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the bud so shy?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?