Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
Why can birds afford a house in this economy?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
Why does Rudolph love to get wet?
Why did summer catch autumn?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
How are you liking that anti-gravity book?
How do you grill cheese?
Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do elderly dogs use to get around?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
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