Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Because they won't udder a word.
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Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?
What's a horse's favorite car?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Who do insects see to get their taxes done?
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What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?
What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?
Why did the soccer ball quit the team?
What are hotdogs called in the winter?
What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?
What candy does Peppa Pig™️ love most?
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