Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
He was trying to make both ends meet.
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do you call a cheese that's feeling low?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
Why do porcupines always win the game?
What does an evil hen lay?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?