Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

What's the slowest 5k?

What do chickens serve at birthday parties?

What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

Which animal should never work for the government?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Which is the worst season?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?