What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?

What kind of flowers are the best for Mother's Day?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What is a zebra's favorite product for dental hygiene?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?