What washes up on miniature beaches?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What do nosey peppers do?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?

Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?

What's E.T. short for?