Why did the pig go to the casino?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What's a bat's favorite game?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How do horses stay in such great shape?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.