What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?

What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What do fish do at parades?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What part did the grizzly have in the choir?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What does the sun drink out of?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

What famous scientist will try anything?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?