What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Which animal makes the best landscaper?

What British bugs are the best singers?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

How did the two figs make their marriage last?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?