Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
Why did the farmer bury all his cash?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
What's the friendliest pen?
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