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How did the toad die?

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How does a pizza introduce itself?

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Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

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What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?