Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?
His heart wasn't in it.
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Why does Jesus drive so much?
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
What fish loves to play in a band?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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