Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Why do sewers make terrible runners?
What do you get from an Alaskan cow?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
What kind of jacket do you wear on a hike?
Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?
What did the icy road say to the truck?
Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?
What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?
What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?
Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
Why don't moms tell mom jokes?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
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