Where would you put an injured insect?
In an antbulance.
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the confused bee say?
What do ducks get after they eat?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?
What school subject really rocks?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What is the only kind of dog you can eat?
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