If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do math teachers eat?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

Why did the fish blush?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What did March say to the madness?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?