How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What is an elk's favorite dessert?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What kind of bird can write?

What did summer say to spring?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

To whom do fish go to borrow money?

Why are skeletons so calm?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?