What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Which tree can't stop crying?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

How did the candy rescue the person lost at sea?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?