What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What does a dog say before eating?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What condiment has wings?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What siblings are always sad?