Which celebrity always frowns?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

When is Dad's bedtime?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How do animals blend into the desert?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?