What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Which sea animal is the best with tools?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?