What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Where do actors go to pray?
Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?
Why was the fish so smart?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you say to the person who invented zero?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
How do mice celebrate when they move home?
What do you call the former partner of a stingray?
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