Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Why was the computer cold at work?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

What is the best day to go to the beach?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What do you call a pencil that has two erasers?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?