What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?
Legal briefs.
Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?
When do astronauts eat?
Why was the computer cold at work?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
What country has the most fish?
What did the beaver say to the tree?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
What is a witch's favorite subject in school?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
What does an evil hen lay?
Where do ships always get stuck?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
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