Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What makes a glow worm glow?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?