What do snowmen eat for lunch?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

Which animal will never go bald?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Shoutout to my grandma!

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?