Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did summer say to spring?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What season begins with a thud?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Have you seen the sweater my grandma made me?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why was the cat so small?