Why is everyone good at math during elections?

Why are winter days great?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why do vampires always look sick?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

Why did the turkey join the band?

What bird shouldn't drink coffee?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What are you studying in math?

What do you call the hen that regularly counts her eggs?