Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
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What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What bee is good for your health?
Why did the two red blood cells break up?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
What is a weatherman's favorite movie?
What car does Yoda® drive?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
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