Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What's a direction's favorite holiday?
Why is winter considered holy?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why is money so stubborn?
What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Did you take the patient's temperature?
How does NASA organize a company party?
Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?
Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?
Why is sand so optimistic?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why do trees hate going to school?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
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