Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
They're always in school.
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
Why do vampires make terrible police officers?
Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?
Why do lawyers always go to Japanese restaurants?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
What did the waiter ask the frog?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
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