Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

Why are computers so good at golf?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What reads and lives in an apple?

If you need help building an ark..

Why do baseball players have such great retirement plans?