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Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Why are maps such great therapists?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?