What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

How is life like toilet paper?

What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What sports are both plant-based?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why did the elk have great hair?