Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
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Which dog loves to rob banks?
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What animal loves Indian food?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
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What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
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What is a cow's dream job?
Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?
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