Why are all priests fit?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the opposite of irony?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How does a barber get to work?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?