Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?