We had a discussion about roses.

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

Why is Michael Phelps never late?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What do farmers do on February 14th?