What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did the dad say when his child asked if he got a haircut?

What nationality are most fish?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?