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Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

Which state is the cleanest?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What song do kittens play to fall asleep?

What kind of birds make the best thieves?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

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What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?