Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Which football team has the coolest helmets?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?

How long do chickens work?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

What do you call an 80-year-old cheerleader?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

How do bunnies stay fit?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

What do jokesters study in college?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?