What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What tree has the most bark?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

Where do baby ghosts go during the day?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

How do cats make a birthday cake?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What is a book's preferred method of communication?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?