Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

Which animals make the best football players?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Which celebrity loves to read?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Where do books sleep?

What do you call an Irish spider?

Why did the tomato turn red?

Why did the cat run away from the tree?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?