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What position does a ghost play in soccer?

Why do baseball players love bowling?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

How can you make 7 even?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

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Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What game do bats excel at?