Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What's the richest basketball team?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What do you call a pile of cats?

What do you call a household of counselors?