What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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Where do baby apes sleep?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
What is the most adorable season?
Who invented fractions?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?
What does an escalator say when it stops working?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Who's a baby's favorite singer?
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
How do you arrest a pig?
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