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Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

What's the loudest sport?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

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How do you make antifreeze?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

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What happened when the lion ate the comedian?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?