What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Beef jerky.
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What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
Who is Texas' favorite superstar?
I'm not a bad putter.
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Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
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Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?
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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
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