What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do fish do at parades?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What farm animal is best at karate?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What do you call it when a rose runs a race in spring?

Where do mice leave their boats?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?