Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why doesn't sleet have any friends?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What musical instrument is the best typist?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

What should moms do when their kids go back to school?