What do you call a Zen egg?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What do you call a sad latte?

What do you call an exploding monkey?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What is a skeleton's favorite instrument?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?