Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which candy bar can't stop laughing?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
I like telling Dad jokes.
How expensive is swimming with sharks?
What do pigs do over the summer?
What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?
What condiment has wings?
What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?
What event do spiders love to attend?
Which letter is the sleepiest in the alphabet?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
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