Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
It didn't habanero.
How does one gelatin greet another?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What do you call a cow that just had a baby?
Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
What is a boulder's favorite movie?
What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What is a cow's dream job?
Why don't ants get sick?
What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?
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