What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why didn't the melons get married?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the snowman call his dog Frost?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What do ghosts eat on Halloween?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

Why was school so much easier for cavemen?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What kind of bee do teachers love?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?