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Why are sheep always so warm in winter?

Where do dogs go when they need emergency medical care?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?