Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the spider eat fireflies every evening?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Which part of a tree makes the biggest decisions?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What do you call an emergency in the spring?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?