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Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

How is life like toilet paper?

How did the toad die?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

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