Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

Which state is the cleanest?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?