Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do cows go for lunch?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What's the friendliest pen?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

How was the wedding?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?