What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Wanna hear a joke about paper?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Why did the wasp feel self-conscious about his workload?

How does a taco bless the table?

What's a science teacher's favorite type of tree?

Did you see that all the ice and snow is melting?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Why was the dairy grumpy?