Why is grass so dangerous?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

Where does a camper keep his money?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What animal styles their hair every day?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?