Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

What did they call Superman after he totaled his car?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

What bird is always sad?

What did the sick chicken say?

What do little monsters call their mother?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?