What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What did the airline worker name her child?

What do you call a cow who loves to work out?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?