What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What's the ocean's favorite song?

How did the tree get lost?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What is the difference between baseball and law?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?