Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What do you call Santa's Helpers?

Why did the echo get detention?

Why did the wind want to go on vacation?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

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Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?

What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

What book do people who can't sing use during church service?