What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

How did the pirate call his mother?

What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Where does food go to take a nap?