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What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

Why did the whale cross the road?

How do you get to Tooth Island?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

Why did the robot take a summer vacation?

What British bugs are the best singers?