Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

Why did the cloud date the fog?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How do automobiles fly?

Why did the cow cross the road?