Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What birds always travel in twos?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What vegetables make the best music?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

Which condiment adds the most kick?