What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why is winter considered holy?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What animal knows how to work a computer?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?