Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why does a barn sound so noisy?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

Why do librarians never make plans?

What animal loves a baseball game?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why was the broom late for school?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

Where do sharks go on summer vacation?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?