Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why did the teacher lead a marine biology seminar?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?