Why are skeletons so calm?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What did the bread do on vacation?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

What do you call an Irish spider?