What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?

What do you eat on July 5th?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

How do you know bees have allergies?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Why wouldn't the beachside shop take the crab's money?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?