Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What animal styles their hair every day?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

How do you make a cow float?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?