How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
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What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Where can a therapist always find a new client?
What do moms say is bad for both family trips and sleeping?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What did the snake name his daughter?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?
What bird is losing its hair?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
What's a watch's eldest relative?
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