How long did Cain dislike his brother?

What do you call an animal pop star?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What do birds say to encourage each other?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What has a lot of ears but can't hear a word you say?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?