How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
When do flowers get their workout in?
What was the first animal in space?
Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why was the bull kicked out of the store?
Where do mermaids see movies?
What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?
Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?
How do horses navigate at night?
What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?
Which office space loves to cut corners?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
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