How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
Poker Face.
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What time of day was Adam created?
What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?
Where do fruit travel to on vacation?
What did the cat say when he fell off the table?
You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
Why did the professor write on the window?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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