Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How do amoebas make calls?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What part of a fish is the most musical?

Why didn't the skeleton study cardiology?