Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

Why did the calf hate his school picture?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?