Where do optometrists go on vacation?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?

What did the bird's mom say when he talked just like his dad?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Who is a house's favorite band?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What do cows say on NYE?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?