Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What's a dog's favorite book?

What's a toad's favorite sweet?

What does an evil hen lay?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What fruit makes the best gymnasts?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Why do bees gossip?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?

What tea do footballers drink?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?