Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

What's a dog's favorite city?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

What is the color of the wind?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

How is life like toilet paper?