What type of bean doesn't have protein?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

Why do cows make great bakers?

How do trees get access to the internet?

Why did the professor write on the window?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

Why do elephants laugh anytime someone plays the piano?

How do you drive a man crazy?

When does a horse talk?