What did the pear say to the celery stick?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

What bird is losing its hair?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

What's another term for a sleeping bag?