What job did the corn on the cob get?

How do you make a hamburger laugh?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What kind of bird makes the most important rules?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?