Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What is an insect's favorite game?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What is a king's favorite weather?

What soup do Santa's helpers love most?

Which animals make the best football players?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are baseball players so good at math?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?