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What animal likes to party the most?

Which singer could always break a five?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Where do lawyers go for summer vacation?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

What is a blue whale's favorite James Bond™ film?

Why do moms make good vintners?

What do you call a small mom?