What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why do two skunks argue?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What did the mommy spider say to her baby?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What school subject really rocks?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?