What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

Which animal is the most religious?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What do snowmen wear on their heads?

What sport requires no movement at all?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Who makes clothes for dinosaurs?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?