What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

How do baseball players make a birthday cake?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What did the French man say when he was asked if he plays video games?

What animals make the best students?