What kind of flour should you use to bake Easter goodies?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?