Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
His ghoul friend.
What did the robot want for Christmas?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What's a forklift?
How do locomotives know where to go?
My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the turkey cross the road?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
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