What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

Why don't ostriches fly ?

Where do hands go on vacation?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?