What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What do you call a hike across the universe?

What is sand's favorite movie?

When do flowers get their workout in?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

What is the opposite of coffee?

How do snowmen get information?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is the best Christmas present ever?