Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Do you know the name Pavlov?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What ocean creature can you never see coming?