What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

What is a horse's favorite sport?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why is Kermit the Frog® so good at gardening?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?