What is an insect's favorite beverage?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the frog have a long face?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?

What shape is bad at driving?

What did Charles Darwin's daughter say to her sibling?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?