Where do cows go on the weekend?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?

What's a priest's favorite food?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why are skunks always so depressed?

What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

Where do hands go on vacation?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?