Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

How did one orca ask the other to be his valentine?

What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?