What did the skeleton order at the bar?

What song does Tarzan™ sing at Christmas?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is another name for a cow?

What do Scottish toads play?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What food is a man's best friend?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What animal has the most fun?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.