What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

What did one shamrock say to the other when it saw a leprechaun?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What sports are both plant-based?

What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

What did the mama goat say to her child?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

Where do vehicles hang out all summer?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?