What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Squint Eastwood.
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What was Forrest Gump's email password?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which big cat loves to drive?
Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What did March say to the madness?
Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?
What animals make the best students?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?
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