Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?

What's the difference between cats and dogs?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

What do cows say when you milk them?

Why was the fish so smart?

What bird helps you stay dry?

How do bunnies stay fit?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What game can you play while eating dinner?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?