Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Why are grandkids so great?

What sports are both plant-based?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?

What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?

What is it called when a cat throws a temper tantrum?

What animal should you never play poker with?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?