What do trees wear to the lake?
Swimming trunks.
Why did the park ranger quit his job?
Why was the bud so shy?
Where do logs like to go on hikes?
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
Who is a dessert's favorite actor?
What do you call a retired cowboy?
What do you call the dog magician?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
How do you truly savor a hot dog?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?
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