What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?
Animal crackers.
Where do actors go to pray?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?
Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
Why did the frog have a long face?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?
What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
What spices do chickens love to put on their food?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What's the coldest vegetable?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
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