What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why did the cow cross the road?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Did you hear about the one with the skunk on a camping trip?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?

What do you give a pony with a cold?

How does Moses make his coffee so great?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What do goats and moms have in common?