Why do owls make lousy reporters?
They only ask who.
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Why does the orange always lose in races?
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What's the ocean's favorite song?
My grandmother bakes cookies the fastest.
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What game do baby ghosts love to play?
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What game does chlorine never lose?
What sport do horses love to play?
What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
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