If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why is money so stubborn?

How often should you make chemistry jokes?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

What does the sun drink out of?