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Why are skeletons so calm?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How long will dinner be?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why are teddy bears never hungry?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

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What fish loves to play in a band?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

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