What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why did the soccer ball quit the team?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Why do legumes gossip so much?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?

What animals make the best baseball players?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why is grass so dangerous?