Why did the lamb cross the road?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What game does a rabbit always win?

Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do math teachers eat?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What job in the NFL® is most competitive for boats?

You have to be very careful in an ice storm.

Why do dogs always have stomach aches?

Which fish is the best at making glass art?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

Why are computers so good at golf?