What do donkeys take to go to the store?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What are the smartest highways in the world?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

What sport do horses love to play?

Which bug is related to you?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Where are average things manufactured?

What do photographers read to their children before bed?