What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

How did the tree get lost?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?