What goes by slower than a plot-less movie?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What did the kindergartener say when his teacher caught him picking his nose?

Why do math teachers love March?

How is life like toilet paper?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do you call a magical reptile?