What did the woman ask God for while driving?
Give me a road sign!
Why are the mountains so tired?
How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
What do a sword and a piano have in common?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What sport requires no movement at all?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What's the most masculine animal?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
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