Families are like fudge.

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Why was the golfer also good at Formula 1®?

What did Jay-Z call his wife before they got married?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

How do you compliment a cat?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call stolen cheese?

How was the wedding?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?