What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What is the tallest building in the world?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What did the Husky mom say to her puppies at dinner?
What did the baby laptop call her father?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?
Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?
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