Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?

What do cats wear to work?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Did you know that felines don't bite?

What is the smallest lion?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do elves learn in school?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?