What do you call a joke book for chickens?

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

I asked my dad what his favorite Father's Day gift was.

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

Which musician loves to make chili?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

What's the richest basketball team?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?