What reads and lives in an apple?
A bookworm.
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?
Why was the alien always crashing his ships?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Where do baby cats learn to swim?
Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?
What is a bird's favorite ballet?
Who are Frosty's parents?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What kind of dog chases anything red?
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