How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
Why don't dentists get along with manicurists?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
My leaf blower doesn't work.
What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
What do minions always put in their salads?
Which animal is accused of lying all the time?
What do you call a magical reptile?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why did the dog put on a business suit?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What did one angel say to the other angel?
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