How do you take a pig to the hospital?
By hambulance.
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
How do brand new spring flowers greet each other?
Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?
What is a ghost's favorite movie?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What do you call bears with no ears?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
How was the wedding?
What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
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