Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

What time is your dentist appointment?

What did the raspberry say to his valentine?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

Why do trees try new things so often?