What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you call a rich person's bedroom?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?