Why did the elk have great hair?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Which big cat loves to drive?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

What was the cow's response when she caught her calf lying to her?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?