What's the friendliest pen?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?