Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What shape is bad at driving?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do all the planets get along?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?