What do an English major and a football player have in common?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What sport can waiters play really well?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What type of shoes in a ninja's favorite?

What pop singer also makes a great weapon?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Why did the tennis shoe walk away quietly?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?